I also got the new character books today, here are some quick translations.
CHOROMATSU
O: Hey! Fappymatsu!
C: Seriously? That was one time. Do you want to die?K: Buraza! Let’s give free hugs together!
C: No, die!!!I: You’re better than the shitty person above us.
C: T-thank you…C: Why were you at Comiket!?
J: Choromatsu-niisan, do you want Waseda-Keio (famous baseball rivalry)? KeiHaya? Or HayaAkira~? (player ship names)T: (referring to above) I also like uniforms~
C: Uwa… don’t tell me that!ICHIMATSU:
O: I think you really like your brothers a lot!
I: That’s not true…K: Hey! Don’t you want to be a Karamatsu Boy?
I: I’m going to kill you. You’re going to die!I: You should be looking up to me…
C: No, thank goodness you’re younger than me!I: Jyushimatsu, do you really think I’m not that bad?
J: Eh? You’re fun, Ichimatsu-niisan!T: Ichimatsu-niisan has that pooping habit…
I: NNN~~!!!
Choromatsu ice box cookies by Popoguchi (2016)
Trying to avoid life problems be like
My favorite part of the last episode. What Osomatsu and Choromatsu are doing is called the “Maeken Dance.” It’s a stretch workout that Maeda Kenta, a professional baseball pitcher, does during the middle of his games to stretch his shoulders. People who don’t know what it is often have no idea what’s going on, although it’s funny to look at.
